shinymaplesquid:

shinymaplesquid:

I just got a wrong number text from a stranger that said: “hey can we use ur pool there’s a moose in ours”

#welcometocanada

I’ve never received such a funny text in my life I can’t breathe

UPDATE:
I told them “yes if you send a pic” & they sent me tHIS

image

uglypnis:

Downtown Sydney Transformed by Light for ‘Vivid Sydney’

uglypnis:

Downtown Sydney Transformed by Light for ‘Vivid Sydney’

Never forget

"Even if we’re married for 23 years,
I still want you to flirt with me."
A novel written by me. (via princessariel2323)

joyceanfartboner:

explodingplant:

parapraxicprince:

Look at that little ladder waiting for its plane.

i dont believe in this

snarg:

when ur sad always remember that u don’t look like you did in 6th grade